VonZipper Libertine Sunglasses
The only words in the English language that offend you are “conformity” and “status quo.” Fitting your face with a pair of VonZipper Libertine sunglasses is telling the world that you’ve never met a box too big to think outside of. VonZipper created the Freethinkers Conspiracy Guild “F.C.G.” for people just like you, because you won’t be told what to do.
VonZipper Libertine shades wield a high-quality metal allow frame that houses a pair of powerful polycarbonate lenses that are impact resistant and give your skeptical peepers 100% UV protection. Your mind is already free, now give it the vision it’s been looking for.